oh dear oh dear. It seems the celebrity ice rink has gone into meltdown.

The latest batch of celeb misfits to grace our television screens in order to make a fool of themselves in a bid to revive their non-existent career aren’t doing such a great job of wowing the public.

Eleven of the 12 contestants in the soon-to-be-aired Dancing on Ice have gone and injured themselves before the live streaming has even begun.

From broken ankles to groin strain and pulled ligaments the majority of the line up, which includes clean-freak Aggie MacKenzie, former Blue Peter presenter Tim Vincent and Hear Say has-been Suzanne Shaw are nursing injuries with days to go until the show begins.

With Chris Fountain of Hollyoaks “fame” as the only wannabe still standing the rest will have to get their skates on if they want to be well enough to dazzle us in their spandex on Sunday.

At least ITV got the presenters right, with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby fronting the escapade. I like Brucey but his “jokes” made the Strictly dancers look entertaining.

Alas, apparently the celebs are determined to plough through and perform to the best of their ability on Sunday; but they are skating on thin ice if they think that’ll get them through.